exaggeration and tall tales galore

Thursday, February 14, 2008

one of us misread

good things today, good things.

me and mom(my mother and I, to grammar gestapo)went down to belah melawati sana to go pick up our baju kurung from the tailor today.

good thing 1:baju raya saya sudah siap. and only about 7 months early!
good thing 2: we went to go stuff our faces at the yong tau foo place in wangsa maju. The place is usually jam-packed, and parking spaces around there are never empty, but when we got there, hey presto! lovely little parking spot right in front of the restaurant. blessings.
good thing 3: I ate all the suay kow i could ever need.

Sidenote: ever since i confirmed the departure date, i've been sort of keeping a mental checklist of all the food i need to eat before going off. Nasi kandar-check. Goreng pisang-check. Nasi lemak with paru-check. yong tau foo-check. nasi beriyani-check. now if only i can somehow get durian somewhere so mom can make pengat durian and roti jala.

good thing 4: after lunch, we went to the jpj office in setapak(is it setapak?i'm not sure. but it's next to sek. men. teknik setapak. so setapak la kot) to replace my P driver's license with a regular one(probation's over, wheeeeee). we had to take angka giliran, which so happened to be 952. number currenty being served? 900. i was hoping to have the same fortune
Aman had when he renewed his license, in terms of dealing with an efficient jpj office, but no such luck. there was only one window open for 'lesen memandu persendirian', so in other words, i could have eaten a thousand suay kows and probably more in the time it would take 900 to get to 952. but! but! suddenly this chinese guy who left his stuff on the chair next to us and was coming back to retrieve them noticed us and and asked if we were waiting to renew our license. having replied the affirmative, he gave us HIS number, 906! apparently he was done or had to go, so he gave his number to us. oh, baiknye. oh, how unfair to the other people who had to wait.

sidenote:xie xie ni(or is it sie sie?), uncle. may the god of prosperity be smiling upon you always. terima kasiiiiiiiih.

today as i was sitting in the car, i saw this billboard, and it was adverstising something, can't remember what, but the model looks like my dad's friend's daughter. i was trying to recall her age, when i remembered mom telling me she's a year older than kakak.

well ok,kakak's......how old is kakak again?hmm...kakak's 3 years older than me..i'm....how old?nak masuk twenty..

in my mind i was already calculating kakak's age, 23, thus making dad's friend's daughter 24, but before i got there i had let out this involuntary snort at the idea that i'm going on twenty. HAHAHAHAHAHA. twenty? twenty? are you kidding me? the idea that i'll be twenty is absurd. I haven't even gotten a grip on turning 18 yet, much less 20. i can't be twenty. i'm too young. i can't cook. i'm scared of cockroaches. i can't even socialize properly, for God's sake. i'm still as awkward as i was at 15! i still depend on my mom! twenty? you're joking. i'm not old enough to be 20 yet.

oh, but i'm old, though. the pizza boy calls me 'kak'. aisy.

9 comments:

aman23 said...

congrats to us for getting through our probation period! lucky you, good uncle!

OMG we're gonna be 20. that's like so damn surreal right. ala, at least only your pizza place calls you 'kak'. when I make phonecalls from office, people call me 'sir'! wth -.- and outside sometimes I get 'abg' and 'boss' as well.

and I'm scared of roaches too :p

A said...

yaaaaaaay!!!*throws confetti*
that uncle was the bomb, heh.

ur a boss! a sir! gasp! an ABANG!! hahahaha

you know, i'm particularly scared of those cockroaches yang boleh terbang. those are female ones, i think.

f at i n said...

ateqs nk fly dh~~^^

just making a statement here..hehe

good luck!n jgn lupe to update ur blog since ur's is on the top of my bookmark list!*silent reader..hushhh*

n..owh..kte x psg2 lg P sticker.haha..how sad is that!

A said...

haha, thanx fatin! of course i'll update, kalau tak mane lagi nak bebel the bende merapu-rapu in my head?heh. thanx for reading, so terharu i'm in your bookmark list :') awak pon updatelah selalu, ye?

and lemme know when u psg P sticker!:p

Anonymous said...

Waaa dah renew license? Mine is about to expire too!!! We are officially excellent drivers ei? HARAPAN!

yup dah nak 20 dah.... sedih, tak boleh lagi dah main helicopter and spin the fan on yor hair anymore.huhu.

So today's the day , the day of your depature? All the best ayang, my cousin, be strong and do keep in touch, online yahoo tu.

Wah, you spent your time kat ampang ari tuh ye? Makan sakan punya lah? Start dieiting as you reach melbourne.. you promised right? (im putting words in your mouth, heh)

A said...

gimme five syefik, we're *almost* officially grown-ups. whether or not we're actually matured enough to be adults, tu lain cerite.

hahahaha, i'll always remember the helicopter incident. best of times :)

today's the day,yo. ye, ye, i'll go online whenever possible. i have a webcam now what? heh. must put to full use!

thanx syefik, and u be strong too! dean's list till the end,yea? i know u can do it.

diet ah?*takes the words uv put into my mouth back out* boleh koooooot......hahahaha

Lisa Sulaiman said...

The pizza boy call you kak! Hahahaha, that's so funny.

I remember THAT feeling when some salesman in Giant called me Kak as well. I felt so OLD!!!

Anonymous said...

ateqssss, bile fly?

yes, stuff yourself with malaysian food as much as you can because what happened to me here is,
my taste for spicy food had weaned and i now abhor oily foods.
My diet consist of sandwiches and pastas and cheese.
Now,this is definetely not good.im losing touch.

Have a nice journey and make great memories there. : )

A said...

lisa(or do i call u sarah?help!): it actually IS pretty funny, in a tragic, should-i-laugh-or-cry way, haha. i felt bloody old too.

nani:nani, we have to de-pasta and de-sandwich you. back to sambal belacan and kari!haha. i flew oredy la babe. i'm SO sorry again i didn't come online for our rendez-vous!!online access hassles. reschedule, reschedule!