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Monday, March 24, 2008

Axion Baru

Remember this one?

Mari, mari puan dengar ini cerita,
Suami saya asyik, balik awal saja,
Ada pembantu baru katanya,
Tentu dia perempuan muda!

"Kan abang dah kata, Axion namanya!",
Axion ke Aziah? Tunjukkan pada saya!
Something, something something tak ingat,
Axion Baruuuuuuuu!

Hahahahahahahaha. I love it. i think i used to sing it at regular intervals back at school, and Asiah and Ina would indulge me by singing along.

Here's a tip on how to make A Satisfying Breakfast. it's not a perfect breakfast, but it's A Satisfying one.

1. Boil water. Make a mug of coffee and set it on the table to cool.
2. Put two slices of bread in the oven to grill.
3. make scrambled eggs.
4. Put eggs in a bowl and pour a glass of apple juice.
5. Take bread slices out of oven and bring everything to the dining table.
6. Take some scrambled eggs and spread it over a slice of bread.
7. Now, for toppings, i highly recommend drizzling on the sauce that comes with baked beans. You know the red sauce canned baked beans come in? yeah, that's the best. but if you're like me, that is, someone who dislikes the beans themselves and has no family members around to eat them, then i'd settle for barbecue sauce.
8. Bite. chew. savour.
9. sip some juice. bite again. chew. savour.
10. and when all the bread and scrambled eggs are gone, and you've downed the remains of your juice, stretch contentedly and see to your mug of coffee which is now the perfect temperature to drink.

oh,oh, shao if you're reading this, i hope you're having an excellent time in the land of sunny perth(it's sunny kan?). have fun and don't stress over your assignment. fresh perspective, yea?haha.

with shao gone, it's been just me and jia yee during easter break, and so far it's been pretty active. we went shopping,woot! we actually didn't spend any money at all during the week leading to easter break, all in the name of saving cash for the better purpose that is to shop. and we went to the beach, so that was hot(literally). but i think i most enjoyed lepak-ing with jia yee on the lawn in front of the library. The state library has some green turf out front, so whenever we pass it, we'd always see people lazing and lying about, and the green grass did seem inviting. so friday night we proposed to go down and try it for ourselves, and it was nice! weather was perfect, and i had donuts. i finally tried krispy kreme. they're very soft.

Back when we first moved into the apartment and had to buy cleaning fluids to do massive spring-cleaning. look how quizzical shao min looks. bukan senang tau nak pilih cecair pembersih yang tepat.
St. Kilda, woot.
Friday night, state library lawn, jia yee's coloured contacts. did you notice that my face is about twice as big as her's?

this whole post has been hardcore procastination. i should be doing my homework.

8 comments:

Chinny said...

Must be tiring with all those cleaning that time eh. You seem to lost some weight in that picture. Btw, your eyes macam got tears coming out from the side (kena paksa by Jia Yee to take picture is it? =P ) and shao min look so cute in that picture! haha =) maybe i should try contacts o_o

Anonymous said...

pier!!!!!!

i love piers. you know the best part of staying near a pier?
woken up by the sound of seagulls( do they have seagulss? ke melbourne superlah busy sampai seagulss pon takde)

i'm getting sun now here, even though the tempereture never rise above 0.its a start still.
good thing u enjoyed ur easter break. mine was hardcore unproductive and i have finals in 3 weeks.aaa~

Anonymous said...

th pic of shao looks so farnny!!expressive betul uhs!!according to wat i heard from dirs,u miss CHICKEN so much yea??taahaa..buy u chicken when u r back..lolx..ready in KLIA b4 ur daddy mummy get u the chicken meal!!okay??teehee..take cares..muackss..=DDD

A said...

chinny: where got lost weight. i just pandai tilt my head in such a way it LOOKS like i'e lost weight. optical illusion. and yes, jia yee paksa me to take picture, that's why i'm smiling but weeping ;) yeah!yeah!go get contacts. coloured ones!:D

nani:you stay near a pier ke?? i had no idea!oh, seagulls are a constant here. kalau pg lepak kat depan library pon you'll find the occasional seagull flapping about.

whoahwhoahwhoah, temperature never rises above 0?but i thought it's spring! ke spring mmg that cold kat sane?

don't stress over finals!(ceh, i'm saying this in such a laid-back manner i'm practically horizontal). happy studying, don't kill yourself by a studying overdose though.

old lady(who's not old really): haha yeah, shao's super expressive right?and yes i miss chicken, but don't worry!that day i got chicken at the halal market and cooked it (so happy). but i still miss kfc!when i come back you belanje me the family bucket ok?

mostlyepiphanies said...

Ahh!!A proper breakfast!I wonder when was the last time i took the liberty to prepare a gratifying breakfast for the tummy. Need more of that!

And the pier is awesome!Reminds me of ferry rides around sydney.

Hey I met azrieal semalam!When are you coming up to sydney??

A said...

aijud aijud aijud!breakfast's the most important meal of the day, yo. sometimes before i go to bed i think about what i'm going to have for breakfast the next day with anticipation. but i digress. you SHOULD prepare more gratifying breakfasts.

yeah, i told azrieal to say hi to u if he saw u, did he?i would LOVE to come up to sydney sometime. but i have to secure the 3Fs first though. free time, friends and finance. but i'll definitely look u up when i get there! :D

Anonymous said...

its that pink sweater!!!!!!!!!!!!! How effective is it?

A said...

i'm guess it's my shopping adviser,heh. i still adore the pink(i thought it was purple) sweater, and as far as efficiency goes it's perfectly fine. but now the weather's getting colder, to an extent the purple sweater's not enough to keep away the chill!i need something thicker.